Captain Earwax Crunchy-o's™ is the most populair and disgusting cereal made with real earwax! The earwax is harvested from the captain himself. It was pulled from shelfs after it was discovered that real earwax was used. Many lawsuits followed.
It is known to be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Doctor Villain was paid to give up the fight whenever a box of Captain Earwax Crunchy-o's™ and a camera apeared in the same room. with the money he's planning to take over the world.