Badass Punk Motherfucker (BPM) is the beloved and feared leader of the W.G.O. (world government organisation). He was originally hired by the W.G.O. to get rid of the Pirates and Ninja's but he befriended them instead. After the coup d'etat he became the Leader, King and Emperor of the W.G.O. He is also seen as the associate in the Lady-Killer. This character is played by Jan.

He can be recognized by his .44 magnum and the toothpick in his mouth, suggesting it to be a cigarette. People think that the B.P.M. is friends with his co-rulers the pirate and ninja but he just tolerates their existence. When drunk he often gives elaborate speeches in which he threatens the press with death and destruction.
B.P.M. speech



  • Violence
  • Guns
  • Liquor
  • Kittens
  • Firearms
  • Booze
  • Swearing
  • Alcohol
  • Weapons
  • Cursing
  • Fighting
Drink up me hearties yo ho

drink up me hearties yo ho


  • F@#king everything else